This is how much I weigh.
I’ve been of the more-robust variety since third grade. At my highest weight, I was sixty pounds heavier than I am now. But I find no consolation in that. That Read more…
I bet Oprah would throw the soap out
I’m cheap and I’m clean. This combination has led me to a quandary. I have two soaps in my upstairs bathroom, a bar I use for face and a pump Read more…
I’ll know I’ve made it when I can eat the Whole Foods salad bar for lunch
I heard a quote I liked recently: “You’re not a millionaire until you’ve given a million away.” I would add: “You’re not a millionaire until you can shop at Whole Read more…
Life’s To Do List, cont.
1 – 32 33. Learn how to put on makeup 34. Do England Coast to Coast trip (190 miles walking!) 35. Attend a professional soccer game in Europe, preferably in Read more…
Raging nerd table for one, please
On my walk back from the gym, I like to treat myself to Whole Foods. Not to their food, my paycheck needs a few more zeros to afford that, but Read more…