Tag: vegetarian

Lessons learned via the key-card

I’ve stayed in two hotels in the past three days and this is what I’ve concluded: When and if I get married, no head table.  Or if there is a head table, it’ll be round.  The long table with everyone facing out is weird.  It’s like you’re displaying your Caesar salad-eating skills to the world. Read more…

Will only eat meat that comes in geometric shapes from now on

Those poor saps coming for Thanksgiving today.  Frozen pizza isn’t too much of a disappointing replacement for turkey, is it?  All I have to say is that touching meat that actually looks like the animal it came from is disgusting and I’ll never do it again.  I stupidly volunteered to do the turkey this year, Read more…