Why I Cried at the Gym Last Night and Cheated on My Boyfriend
A few months ago, Boyfriend mocked me by closing his eyes, making his best “Yeah, I’m grooving to jazz” face, and rocking back and forth in his chair; he said Read more…
Eating a Jerry sandwich while kissing a Brit while writing a novel while doing the Ironman
Life’s To Do List (a work in progress): Go far away to college (Boston College, 1996-2000) Play “Mimi” in a production of RENT Perform a hip-hop dance routine with a Read more…