A rental car full of sweaty Irishmen with small thighs and MacBooks
Apology to the girl on School Street yesterday, I didn’t mean to stare. But all I could think was, “Wow, you could fit a rotisserie chicken between your thighs.” What Read more…
Oh semicolon, you make me tingly
A flood of emails recently, some beautiful and poetic and delicious, some dastardly and vomit-inducing and horrid, leads me to say – I cannot state strongly enough how attractive the Read more…
New Year’s Resolutions
The cutest, most fun being in all of Toronto, Egg Drop Dumpling, recently wrote to me – I need new years resolution ideas for 2010. I completed the snail mail Read more…
Doing things solo #4
I won’t count the improv show I went to on Sunday as part of the solo tour since I rode bikes with a friend to io (he went to the Read more…
Life’s to do list, cont.
1 – 32 33 – 45 46. Become a good public speaker 47. Be interviewed by a Brit (October 2009) 48. House swap with a Brit 49. Do anything with Read more…