Tag: Target

Only the best intentions

There are many things that when I start them, I have the best intentions. But somewhere along the way… Loading the silverware-holder in the dishwasher: Supposedly it’s better if you load them so that the they’re upright, less of an issue of nesting, where a spoon lies in a spoon and then doesn’t get fully Read more…

Gripes o’ the day

I can’t stand when condo buildings put signs out as purchase-enticement, “Only three units left!”  And there are only three units. I also can’t stand people who don’t know how wide their own car is.  Numerous times in the past few weeks, I’ve been stuck behind someone who has stopped to either let someone else Read more…

Have no interest in partying like it’s 1999 anymore

Pre-Party Ritual circa 1999 – Sit around the table drinking Franzia and gossiping with seven of your bestest friends Crank up a little Venga Boys, Britney Spears and Bon Jovi Down nasty shots of whatever nasty alcohol is left over from a past party Yell flirty remarks at the boys across the hall Download some Read more…