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Have no interest in partying like it’s 1999 anymore

Pre-Party Ritual circa 1999 – Sit around the table drinking Franzia and gossiping with seven of your bestest friends Crank up a little Venga Boys, Britney Spears and Bon Jovi Down nasty shots of whatever nasty alcohol is left over from a past party Yell flirty remarks at the boys across the hall Download some Read more…