Tag: Jesus

Why I Cried at the Gym Last Night and Cheated on My Boyfriend

A few months ago, Boyfriend mocked me by closing his eyes, making his best “Yeah, I’m grooving to jazz” face, and rocking back and forth in his chair; he said I looked like I was in church, feeling the power of the Lord.  We weren’t listening to jazz nor in God’s house though, we were Read more…

Worst combination ever

2:34AM: I’m woken up by a high-pitched female voice screeching, “Battery is low.  Battery is low.” from the smoke detector and a smarmy televangelist, er, radiovangelist preaching about Jesus (who put my radio on a religious station?).  Going to the bathroom takes precedence over turning off this horrid combination, so I sit on the freezing Read more…