I bet Oprah would throw the soap out

I’m cheap and I’m clean.  This combination has led me to a quandary.

I have two soaps in my upstairs bathroom, a bar I use for face and a pump I use for hands.  Whenever I host events, I move the bar into the shower, so that people don’t mistake it for hand-soap.  I forgot to do that Saturday, a night that had twenty people in my house.  Now I don’t know what to do.  Do I wash my face with the bar soap, taking a chance that I’ll be rubbing other people’s hand-germs into my skin?  Or should I toss it, throwing away a just-opened, pricey Neutrogena bar?

Man, just like I can’t wait for the day I’m rich enough to indulge in a Whole Foods salad bar meal, I can’t wait for the day when I’d  toss potentially hazardous items without a second thought.

I think I’ll wash the soap…