Geriatric social-networking

Just did that space face page but have no idea how to log on again or reply when someone jumps on the wall.  And for some reason [NAME] keeps trying to be my friend and i think i say ok, but there he is again!!

Ten points if you can decipher what an ex-coworker of mine, who is a *bit* older and perhaps not as adept at this new-fangled technology, is talking about.

Space face page = Facebook.