Illegal, or at least gag-inducing, PDA

I’m all for being lovey-dovey but if I ever love someone so much that I revert to kindergarten teacher in his presence, please slap me.  A couple was standing on Lincoln Avenue tonight, the guy with one knee on the ground, hovering at her feet, the girl erect and starring emotionlessly ahead, as he tied her shoe.  Let’s add that to the pet peeve list.